March 18, 2011

The Sin Checklist


Directions:

(1) Check off all that apply
(2) Detach from blog post and hang on your refrigerator
(3) Use as a painful reminder of sinfulness
(4) Repent to the Lord
(5) Repeat as often as necessary

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[ __ ]  Pride: Excessive belief in one's own abilities that interferes with the individuals recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as vanity (Contrary Virtue: Humility)


[ __ ]  Envy: The Desire for others' traits, status, abilities or situation (Contrary Virtue: Kindness)


[ __ ]  Gluttony: An inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires (Contrary Virtue: Abstinence)


[ __ ]  Lust: An inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body (Contrary Virtue: Chastity)


[ __ ]  Anger: Manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. Also known as wrath (Contrary Virtue: Patience)


[ __ ]  Greed: The Desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. Also called Avarice and Covetousness (Contrary Virtue: Generosity)


[ __ ]  Sloth: The Avoidance of physical or spiritual work (Contrary Virtue: Diligence)


[ __ ]  Other(s) ___________________________________

[ Disclaimer] Read Carefully: Do not attempt to circumvent this form. Your sin will find you out. Failure to report sin properly, repent and ask for forgiveness will incur the wrath of God and will solicit pending judgment against your account. Closed accounts are not redeemable. One account per customer. Eternal life guarantee on salvation.

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